Cat Song

Cat Song for Bethany and Fiona

Bethany did not like us or our cat songs at all. So, we wrote one for her.

August 22, 2016

Bethany called in ripping into Jeff and Jenn for their cat songs and other content. She thought the cat songs are so stupid, and she can't believe they get paid to make stuff like that. She wanted to speak to our boss, Mike Fowler, so Jeff "transferred" her. In reality, he just picked up the phone and acted like Mike Fowler. He promised Bethany that a cat song would be written for her cat, Fiona. Here is a special cat song just for our hater, Bethany, to Fiona Apple's "Criminal". 

Cat Song for Bethany and Fiona