drunk

"So, she took a sharpie and drew cat whiskers on her friend's face!"

"She went to pee in the bushes..but ended up going number 2 instead!"

"She put jelly beans in her nose and shot them out like a nerf gun!"

"She put earrings on th toilet paper roll..."

"I walked downstairs and she was using banana peels as roller skates"!

Florida might be the Sunshine State, but it does not have the brightest criminals!

Does he tell his wife that her BFF drunkenly kissed him?

"Oops my water broke"!

Jenn's home state may be the Sunshine State, but they do NOT house the brightest criminals!

Can you tell the difference between a typical toddler and a drunken adult?